*The difference between the Pope and your boss - the Pope only expects
you to kiss his ring.
*My mind works like lightning, One brilliant Flash and it is gone.
*The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the
bathroom.
*It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course,
there's shipping and handling too.
*A husband is someone who, after taking The trash out, gives the
impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
*Definition of a teenager? God's punishment...for enjoying sex.
*As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point
the wrong way.
