Mid-life Crisis
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>> When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and
>> said,
>> "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a
>> sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
>> every night with a hot 25 year-old blonde."
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>> "Now we have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and a plasma
>> screen TV,
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>> but I'm sleeping with a 50 year-old woman.
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>> It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
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>> My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
>> hot
>> 25 year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be
>> living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa
>> bed
>> and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
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>> Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life
>> crisis.
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>> Remember ........
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>> ""Growing old is mandatory;
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>> growing up is optional."
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