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General Category => Jokes! => Topic started by: mudbrook on February 13, 2007, 10:10:27 AM

Title: National Transportation Safety Board
Post by: mudbrook on February 13, 2007, 10:10:27 AM
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a multi-state project with auto makers where black box voice recorders were installed in 4-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to understand the last 15 seconds of a fatal accident.
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The Board was surprised to find the recorded last words of drivers in 48 of the 50 states were all the same:

 

"Oh, SHIT!"

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Only the states of Wisconsin and Minnesota were different, where the final words were:

 

"Hold my beer, I'm gonna try something'."