(http://www.wisconsinoutdoor.com/img/olesven.jpg)
Ole and Sven are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and
drinking beer when suddenly Sven says,
'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2
months.'
Ole spits, sips his beer and says, 'Better think it over...women like
that are hard to find.'