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General Category => Jokes! => Topic started by: mudbrook on May 01, 2007, 10:08:19 AM

Title: YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
Post by: mudbrook on May 01, 2007, 10:08:19 AM
YOUR AGE  BY EATING OUT
 
 Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehoo anyway-but your waiter may know!
 
 
 YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH    This is pretty neat.
 
  It takes less than a minute .
  Work this out as you read .
  Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
  This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

  1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would
   like to go out to eat.
  (more than once but less than 10)

 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

 3. Add 5

 4. Multiply it by 50

 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....
 If you haven't, add 1756.

 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
 You should have a three digit number

 The first digit of this was your original number
 (I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a
week.)

 The next two numbers are  YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

 THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT
AROUND WHILE IT LASTS