Two Wisconsin guys are out ice fishing in early April at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer.
![Two Wisconsin Guys Fishing](http://www.wisconsinoutdoor.com/img/twoguysfishing.jpg)
Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Mel says,
'I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.' Earl continues slowly sipping his beer,
then thoughtfully says, 'You better think it over - women like that are hard to find.'